Funny D&D Conversation

"when he is suppose to heal, he shoots arrow"

The geeks were explaining that the absence of the healer in the group will not make that big of a difference lol

Girls if you like your Birkins-Don't Marry a Geek.

In ONE day my husband (the geek) managed to get almost KD2000, that is almost $7000 worth of toys.

lesson of the day:

*A geek is as expensive as a high maintenance girl.*

Dragon raids, casters, and healers.

D&D IS A ROLE PLAYING GAME! and, (not the fun kind), the kind where on Tuesday nights 5 geeks hang out in our apartment. They bust out a map, and six huge books. To my understanding one of them is the MASTER who creates the world for the geeks. Each player is a character just to name a few, casters, healers, rangers, sorcerers, warlogs, paladens, damn I am good.

Hilarious Lingo:

FIGHTER MASTER THROWER.
LIGHTENING BOLTS.
DRAGON RAIDS....ect.

My geek is having fun, and that's all that matters. :)